lulz-time:

• If you’re gay, that’s cool
• If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
• If you’re asexual, that’s cool
• If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
• If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
• If you’re straight, that’s cool
• If you’re not sure, that’s cool
• If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.

tee hee

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reminds me of my first time.

blood-and-glass:

Graduated high school. 
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep. 
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing
Been sailing.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school
Had detention.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.

Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse
Had a hamster.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
Made out with someone.
Played on a sports team
Sexted
Been to NYC
snuck out of the house
Given a bj.
Given a handy.
gone laser tagging
had a boyfriend/girlfriend
been on the TV
been fingered
french braided
skinny-dipped
driven a car
performed in front of an audience
been in love
had a blonde moment
been on a train
seen a ghost
gone bungee-jumping
Been to Mexico
Crashed a car
sky dived
been kissed in the rain
been to your provinces capital
made an 11:11 wish
drank alcohol
forwarded a chain letter
made a mistake

Yep

Good Day :)